Cat People is Fuckin’ Sweet!
The following is a review of the 1982 film "Cat People"
If you’ve never heard of the movie “Cat People” before let me break this down: Natassja Kinski is all virginal and stuff, so that’s off putting straight from the beginning due to her well publicized history. Seriously, her dad, great actor he may be, was all touchin’ his daughters and stuff. Klaus Kinski was a seriously fucked up man. And that’s why he made some seriously fucked up movies (that are awesome) like “Aguirre: the Wrath of God” and “Nosferatu”. Anyway.
Natassja Kinski is the most oft-naked virgin you can imagine and the reason is: She’s a cat person. In fact, so is her brother Alex from “A Clockwork Orange”, slave name Malcolm McDowell. He’s all trying to bang her because the cat people can only mate with other cat people and they are the last two cat people. If cat people have sex with people people then the cat people transform into cats and the only way the cat people cats can become cat people people again is if they kill some people people.
Got that? Good. So anyways, their cat people parents were also brother and sister and it’s gone on like this for a long time, which means that they should look a lot more retarded, but maybe cat people DNA doesn’t incestuously distort like people people DNA does.